Good-Bye (and Good-Riddance)

We are getting a new mattress today.

The old one was almost as bad as the mattress in the movie Psycho. I feel like the picture doesn't do it justice.

 

I contemplated trying to figure out the slope of my dent, or laying a yardstick across the high points and measuring the depth, but without me in it, the measurements wouldn't be as accurate. I'm a little worried that after being used to sleeping on such a slope, a flat mattress will make me feel like I'm slightly upside-down. That's okay. I'll get used to it.